Brothers are stupid

So my mom went to Canada and left me behind. Although it was very relaxing while she was gone, Mom came back with a big surprise... a little brother for me. She thought I would be happy. Like, WRONG!

He's gross and stupid. He picks up dead birds and carries them around. He even takes them to Mom as gifts. What does she want with a dead duck when she can have a dirty tennis ball?

Mom says he's an excellent Toller and will have his WC in no time. I told her that I was already potty trained!?!

Does anyone want a little brother? I'll trade him for 10 tennis balls and a 1 lb. bag of Gourmutt's Pizza Bones...

5 tennis balls? OK, 2 tennis balls and a handful of pizza bones. Anyone? Anyone?