Mystery Toller

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Brothers are stupid


So my mom went to Canada and left me behind. Although it was very relaxing while she was gone, Mom came back with a big surprise... a little brother for me. She thought I would be happy. Like, WRONG!
He's gross and stupid. He picks up dead birds and carries them around. He even takes them to Mom as gifts. What does she want with a dead duck when she can have a dirty tennis ball?
Mom says he's an excellent Toller and will have his WC in no time. I told her that I was already potty trained!?!
Does anyone want a little brother? I'll trade him for 10 tennis balls and a 1 lb. bag of Gourmutt's Pizza Bones...
5 tennis balls? OK, 2 tennis balls and a handful of pizza bones. Anyone? Anyone?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Howl-o-ween


Oh Boy. Mom took me trick or treating and I really wowed everyone with my tricks, so I got lots of treats. My costume was cool too. I was a Nova Scotia Retriever Tolling Duck. Scary, eh?

Monday, October 02, 2006

Take Me Drunk, I'm Home

Home in Wisconsin, that is. This is my big brother, Wrigley. He partied it up at our National Toller Specialty this year. I didn't drink quite as much as he did, but did have my share.
Thanks for the great memories, Bro!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Meet the Toller Booth

Hello everyone! I'm a famous Toller now, so you can call me Your Hundness if you like. I was the Toller representative for the AKC Responsible Ownership Day last Saturday in Raleigh. You can see my pictures at http://www.akc.org/clubs/rdod/2006/NCindex.cfm

I also did a Canine Musical Freestyle demonstration. Can you believe I had to do Freestyle on an Agility field? How wrong is that! I told Mama to just let me run and I'd really show the crowd some Freestyle. It should be called Canine Agility Freestyle. You can see my video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JQA8rtcO8 I'm the gorgeous redhead and my mom is the idiot chasing me. Ha. Ha. Sorry Mom.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Reading with Papa

Here I am reading with Papa. Before I nap, I'd like to say hello to my mom's new friends at RaTaT. Happy... yawn.. reading.... Zzzzz.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Hello Up There

Just a quick pic on our way to the range.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Rippin' It Up

Woo Hoo!!! See me skate. I'm the fastest doggie on four wheels.